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collegehumor: This Couch is Actually a Cake Don’t eat your dessert before you’ve had your fill of couch potatoes. 

collegehumor:

This Couch is Actually a Cake

Don’t eat your dessert before you’ve had your fill of couch potatoes. 

(Source: reddit.com)

edwardspoonhands: coolstoryrob:     meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyagevisuelle: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars). or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy. its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus. The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers. It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza. This planet is really just so amazing guys wow. In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor.  When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.

edwardspoonhands:

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

image

but idk

you tell me

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

image

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor. 

When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.

(Source: tumblr.com)

americaninthedeerstalker:

thetardis:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

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 #five 

#six 

#seven 

#eight 

#daleks scream 

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine. 

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five

Saving 

Everybody’s lives

Four,

Three,

Two,

One

Grab her hand

And whisper “Run.”

(via doctorwho)

edwardspoonhands: PSH! Basilisk fang will EFF YOU UP

edwardspoonhands:

PSH! Basilisk fang will EFF YOU UP

collegehumor: Whatever This Sports Game Is, We Approve GOAL! Wait… FOUL!  Wait.. GO TEAM

collegehumor:

Whatever This Sports Game Is, We Approve

GOAL! Wait… FOUL!  Wait.. GO TEAM

(Source: reddit.com)

kizuxtheo: What time is it? Team Fortress 2 time!

kizuxtheo:

What time is it?

Team Fortress 2 time!

collegehumor: Cat Cracks the Feline Mystery: It Was the Owner All Along You’ve been caught feather-on-the-end-of-a-stick handed

collegehumor:

Cat Cracks the Feline Mystery: It Was the Owner All Along

You’ve been caught feather-on-the-end-of-a-stick handed

theinevitablezombieapocalypse: The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it? i-c-e-k-i-n-g: random and again, sequentially, because of reasons very large goldfish Survive Damn. Its one of those squeeze-able stress balls that looks like an orange. I’m screwed.

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. What is it?

i-c-e-k-i-n-g:

random and again, sequentially, because of reasons

very large goldfish

Survive

Damn. Its one of those squeeze-able stress balls that looks like an orange. I’m screwed.

(Source: re-habilitate)

Erm…. hi?